gallowhill:
“Nils Udo - 27, 1999
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gallowhill:

Nils Udo - 27, 1999

bitter-badfem-harpy:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

That’s just how Jo-ann Fabrics is

pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

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rideonmidnightcowgirl:

literally 24 hour restaurants of ANY kind are the backbone of the liminal space economy

caucasianscriptures:
“No Game Scheduled
”

caucasianscriptures:

No Game Scheduled

superhero-nerd:

stuckinthe-climb:

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

walden-west:

I think my problem is that I don’t spend enough time sitting alone in the woods, quietly pondering the mysteries of life.

phase2:

Unfortunately I just have little idoiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things

virgoassbitch:
“This is so cute lol
”

virgoassbitch:

This is so cute lol